Master's Level A-hole

Kinja'd!!! "Tim" (dirtsunrise)
03/31/2016 at 14:12 • Filed to: None

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It’s just impressive. Maybe both spots are reserved for him so he wanted to make sure NO ONE took his other spot? There are never any open spots near my office so parking is at a premium.

I’ll walk by the spots again to see what he’s driving.

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Also, here is a picture of a monkey and a coconut for your time.

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DISCUSSION (36)


Kinja'd!!! vicali > Tim
03/31/2016 at 14:23

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They deserve a tip..


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > Tim
03/31/2016 at 14:24

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I mean, it’s just a Smart. Just flip it over or something.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Tim
03/31/2016 at 14:24

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You sure it wasn’t pushed across the parking lot by a light breeze?


Kinja'd!!! 64Mali > Tim
03/31/2016 at 14:25

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Couldn’t they have parked sideways in 1 space and still had tons of room?


Kinja'd!!! Tim > vicali
03/31/2016 at 14:25

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Just the tip?


Kinja'd!!! Tim > spanfucker retire bitch
03/31/2016 at 14:26

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Winch time... hmmm.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Tim
03/31/2016 at 14:26

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Grab a buddy or two and relocate it into one spot. Shouldn’t be that hard to lift lol


Kinja'd!!! MPA > spanfucker retire bitch
03/31/2016 at 14:27

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I remember doing that with Geo metros. Gotta wonder if that happened here too lol


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
03/31/2016 at 14:28

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Grab a buddy and relocate it into the garden.


Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Tim
03/31/2016 at 14:29

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Four strong guys can pick it up and move it...

You know what to do.


Kinja'd!!! MrDakka > Tim
03/31/2016 at 14:29

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Does he also drive a bimmer?


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Tim
03/31/2016 at 14:30

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Someone needs to tip that pile of shit


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > vicali
03/31/2016 at 14:30

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Them or the car? The car doesn’t, they do ;)


Kinja'd!!! Tim > MrDakka
03/31/2016 at 14:31

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That is a great hypothesis. I have to go on a walk now and find out. Will update. Fingers crossed for an m5.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Tim
03/31/2016 at 14:32

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I’m going to be nice (instead of the normal go to of “tip it” when someone is an arse with a smart) and assume these spaces belong to this person. :shrug:


Kinja'd!!! The Ghost of Oppo > Tim
03/31/2016 at 14:34

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The hate is strong with this comment section

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Kinja'd!!! vicali > Mercedes Streeter
03/31/2016 at 14:35

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Sorry Miss Mercedes :( this might be hard for you to watch..


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > vicali
03/31/2016 at 14:38

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*Sigh* Nobody deserves that. :( Okay, maybe a murderer...but I don’t think murderers drive smarts lol


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > vicali
03/31/2016 at 14:39

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When they did the “car vs cow” comparison I lost it.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Tim
03/31/2016 at 14:39

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Impressive.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Your boy, BJR
03/31/2016 at 14:39

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. . .


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > Tim
03/31/2016 at 14:39

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Someone is just begging to get messed with.


Kinja'd!!! Tim > MrDakka
03/31/2016 at 14:42

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You sir, win a puppy.

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Kinja'd!!! Mazel Tov Cocktail MD > Mercedes Streeter
03/31/2016 at 14:42

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I personally wanted to apologize for my actions. I’m still not as bad as Hitler tho.


Kinja'd!!! Tim > Tim
03/31/2016 at 14:45

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So, update.

A Beemer is in the spot today. Shocking.

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And bonus points for this Racing Volvo.

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Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Mazel Tov Cocktail MD
03/31/2016 at 14:55

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Ha! I don’t think anyone is as bad as Hitler. And it’s okay, it’s just a bad memory and a few learned lessons here and there. :)


Kinja'd!!! Mazel Tov Cocktail MD > Mercedes Streeter
03/31/2016 at 14:56

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Now that GOMI closed, I have no life. What am I going to do?


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Tim
03/31/2016 at 14:58

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He’s just leaving space for the rest of his Smart club. There are like ten or twelve coming, so they totally need both spots.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Mazel Tov Cocktail MD
03/31/2016 at 15:02

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Head over to Kotaku and watch them melt down over GamerGate? lol

Wait, why did GOMI close?


Kinja'd!!! Mazel Tov Cocktail MD > Mercedes Streeter
03/31/2016 at 15:04

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Digbette/bah-kerk had a meltdown. PP got sick of her shit.

https://kinja.com/sqarr


Kinja'd!!! MrDakka > Tim
03/31/2016 at 15:11

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Called it! 


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Mazel Tov Cocktail MD
03/31/2016 at 15:21

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Wow, it quite literally imploded. Meh, it’s whatever. Those who were involved in stalking and assaulting people will just find another medium to do so. *shrug*


Kinja'd!!! Scotchead > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
03/31/2016 at 15:53

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We had someone do that in a Yugo years ago (1987). We took it and bounced it over between two poles with about 3" to spare front and back. It stayed there for a few days until they pulled it out with a tow truck.


Kinja'd!!! That's gonna leave a mark! > Tim
03/31/2016 at 16:18

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So what does the monkey drive?


Kinja'd!!! Tim > That's gonna leave a mark!
03/31/2016 at 16:27

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Whatever the hell he wants!

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Kinja'd!!! facw > Tim
03/31/2016 at 18:59

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Eh, if they control the reserved spots, I see no problem.